socially responsible/socially conscious/fair trade (food that sounds expensive and probably has tastes bad)
environmentalism (tree huggers who never shower)
humanism (spending too much time loving everyone and not doing anything constructive)
spiritualism (dreamy and generally weird)
i guess the only label i haven't avoided has been "agnostic", which is in itself a position of "no position". which is possibly spineless by certain viewpoints. but, i guess, i really still kind of like it.